Required questions:

1. Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?

I collect all things fabulous: inconceivably high heels, wild hair, decadent ensembles, etc.. combine that with blonde hair, legs that go for DAYS, and a sense of humor about ANYTHING- and yes, you get fabulous. I don't underestimate intelligence and warmth either. i think it's important to remember that me and my issues are not, in fact, the center of the earth. the best way to improve yourself and everything else: FOCUS ON SOMETHING BESIDES YOURSELF.

2. What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?

First, i would like to point out how much i hate that sentence. Second, I see no difference in being friends to a "celebrity" and being friends with anyone else...except maybe being tight-lipped. it seems that hollywood has a bad habit of..well broadcasting everyone's most personal/off limits information. So shutting up would probably be a handy tool, which is fortunate because i keep secrets. i'm not an advocate of the whole: DON'T TELL ANYONE followed by a megaphone announcement of said secret... aside from that, i have qualities that any friend would want in a friend. I'm honest, gracious, and always do my best to be there in such a way that uplifts that friend the most efficiently. Different people need different things: space when they're upset, no space, to talk, to not talk, to go out, to stay in, to eat pie, to survive solely on liquids and sex and the city- whatever the case may be, I'M THERE.

3. What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW??? i'm not one of those fruitcakes that internet-stalks celebritie in order to procure their favorite colors, bra sizes, allergies, likes, and dislikes. i can say, that the gal knows how to dress. SO DO I! i love fashion, it's living art and i'm obsessed. it seems, that she is too.

other than that, i would just have to meet her to say. obviously we have different lifestyles. She's a jet-setting, camera-stalked, party-going lady, and i'm a girl that lives in boston with her sister, stirring up as much trouble as possible while still paying rent. ;) i think we'd get along, but there's only one way to find out...

4. It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?

I have several tools:
1. i do not give a flying fig what anyone thinks of me, especially if it's not true. People choose what they believe based on the kind of attitude they have in general. if they're a negative person, they'll believe the worst, adopt a snotty expression, and go on with their turd lives. if they're positive, then they'll do the opposite. if they're not insane and don't live in a fantasy world, they'll do like me and pick up Vogue instead of People and have no opinion whatsoever. Instead, they will take their milk and eggs and go on their fashionable way.
2. i'm a christian, it tends to put things in perspective (flashing cameras, money, fancy this that and the other = fun and silly, not life and death)
3. i own sunglasses, i hear that helps.

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