A lil about me!!

So basically, i am the MOST outrageous person you will EVER meet in your life. You'll never know what's going to come out of my mouth next, you'll never know what crazy thing I am going to do. I love to have a good time and making people laugh comes naturally.
I don't think you understand what would be created if you put Paris Hilton and Devin DeFrance together.(frankinstein bak da hell up)
We will walk down the street choppin it up. The eyes will never stop staring. The paparazzi will eat it up. You thought Nicole Richie was wild on the Simple life? Well you havent seen anything yet. Picture Katt Williams the comedian combined with Ashton Kutcher and add a little Tyra Banks with a Dash of New York and you've got me. Crazy, out of control...and the media will eat it all up.
I am a pretty brutally honest person, i tell it how it is. If you ask me if you look fat, im not going to ignore the ankles that look like a busted open can of biscuits. Some people think this is endearing, other times it gets me in trouble. But, who cares.
I'm a divo from the word go. Paris, being the diva that she is, We would get along quite fine. Not to mention how many phrases you'll get from me!! And that’s a Message!!

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