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What do you do for a fabulous night out?
HOLLER AT EVERY ONE, DRINK ME A LIL DRANKY DRANK, DANCE, HAVE FUN. YOU KNOW THE REGULAR.
How would your friends describe your BEST qualities?
MY ASSOCIATES WOULD SAY THAT A BEST QUALITY OF MINE IS THAT I AM SENSITIVE, A KISS ASS. AHAHA.
How would your friends describe your WORST qualities?
I OPEN MY MOUTH TOO MUCH. ALWAYS SAYING WHATS ON MY MIND AND CONFRONTING PPL. AND THEY DONT LIKE IT. JUST BASICALLY KPN IT REAL, AND NO ONE LIKES IT.
How do you get what you want?
WORKING AT IT, DUH.
Are you a popular person? How so?
AM I? LOL
Are you usually the center of attention? Why?
CUZ I'M REAL CUTE. THATS WHY.
Are you usually the leader, or the sidekick? How so?
BOTH. IF I WANT. MORE OF A LEADER. I DO MY OWN THING, BUT SOMETIMES I LET THEM SHINE TOO.
What is the wildest thing you have ever done?
SHOWN MY TITTIES TO GET INTO THE CLUB.
Do you consider yourself FABULOUS? How so?
DUH. CUZ I AM. FAB LANE.
Why do you think you could fit in with the socialite circle?
CUZ I GOT IT LIKE THAT. J/K I DONT KNOW. YET.
List 3 qualities you think makes a perfect BFF?
TRUSTWORTHY
REALNESS
GOT UR BACK
What qualities do you think makes the perfect CELEBRITY BFF?
SHOPPING SPREES
GREAT PARTIES AND FOOD
PRESENTS
What similarities AND differences do you share with Paris Hilton?
SIMULAR: SLIM, CUTE, FASHIONABLE, LIL TITS, WEAVE
DIFFERENCE: I'M BLK, SHORT, LIVE A REGULAR LIFE
The A-List scene can be a cruel one... How would you get the attention you deserve?
BEING ME AND DOING MY OWN THING
What major celebrity most reminds you of yourself and why?
NO ONE REALLY. I'M JUST DIFFERENT
If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of getting out?
LIKE I WOULD TELL YAL. AHAHA.
Why do you want to be famous?
CUZ I WANT SOME FANS DAMMIT. AHAHA. I WANNA MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO AND LIVE COMFY.
What would you do to stay on top?
RIDE A HORSE.
What about you will make you a perfect replacement for Paris' Ex BFF?
I'M GONNA TEACH PARIS TO GET IT CRACCKN.

As Paris sang in "Jealousy" on her smash 2006 self-titled album "Paris," "Jealousy, jealousy, it's such an evil thing to watch someone have."
What does Paris have that you might be Jealous of, and why?
A HOTEL NAMED AFTER HER. DUH. MONEY HONEY
Do you have a mug shot?
NAH
What is the ultimate fashion accessory?
EARRINGS
Are you currently in a relationship?
YES
Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
NO
How long does it take you to get ready?
1 HOUR
If you were a cocktail, what would you be?
PUCKER ALL DAY!
A hottie isn't feeling Paris, but is all over you, what do you do?
SHAKE HIS ASS OFF
The paparazzi are snapping away while Paris is blocking your amazing outfit, what do you do?
PUSH HER ASS OUT THE WAY AND GET MY PHOTO TIME
A door man doesn't let you in the club where Paris awaits, plead your case:
'I'M PARIS HILTONS' NEW BFF, U GOTTA LET ME IN! OR ELSE!
Complete this sentence: Friends don't let friends
DRIVE WITH THEIR TITTIE HANGING OUT.

lmao!

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